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bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

(via moistpits)

crybabe:

wow you have the best taste in music

unzip ur pants

(Source: steakchalupa, via moistpits)

apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

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ghost-anus:

YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE

DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD

IT IS A TASTE TESTER

IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE

IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!

RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!

(via moistpits)

dirkstridersbraces:

when u type a link too fas t and you jUst

(via laughcentre)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what’s time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(Source: thougtofyou, via laughcentre)

holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

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